32/365 Apple introduces the iPad XL!

2 02 2010

The soon to be released iPad XL

Us Americans want bigger and better gadgets. Our TV’s are now thousands of dollars and 52 inches is the norm. Soccer moms are still buying SUVs and we’re still super-sizing our fast food. So Apple has decided to release the Ipad XL soon. Just imagine! It’s an iPhone the size of a plasma HDTV but even better because it will have a bazillion megapixel camera! You will never have to leave your house anymore. You can just download movies, music, books and get a girlfriend on it too. Buy some cool apps and you can play with a real life UAV in Afghanistan so you can shoot some terrorists or destroy some greenhouse-gas emitting factories here in the good ol’ U.S. of A!